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So I got burgled.
This isn’t the first time, or the worst. Let me trace my history of burglary for your reading pleasure.
Age about 22, living with boyfriend in basement flat. We come home from the pub with a group of friends. I comment, “God, it’s clean in here, did you tidy up?” Boyfriend laughs, as well he might, the useless grotbag. We pour drinks, we sit and chat. Boyfriend says, “Stick some music on.” I go to select a CD, turn and ask, “Where’s the CD player?” Further investigation reveals we are also missing a games console, a computer, and the TV, all of which had been in that room and missing from the moment we walked in. It had been a fairly long night in the pub.
Age about 35, with husband, baby and toddler in tiny temporary flat in a foul part of London. It has damp, and mice, but you can’t get a three-month let any other way. I work from home. I work from home every single day for two months. One day I am unexpectedly called to a friend’s crisis. I go; I come back via nursery, with baby in pushchair and toddler on buggy board; I see our front door has been literally kicked in half and is hanging off its hinges. Everything is on the floor, except for the kitchen knives, which are laid out in a deliberate line across the sofa. In our bedroom, my (worthless) jewellery has been thrown onto the floor and stamped on, ground into the carpet with a foot till it’s all broken. I can feel the burglars’ rage in every brutal breakage. I say to the policeman: thank God this happened the one day I wasn’t home. He says, “It happened because you weren’t home. They’ve been watching you.” We have to live there for another month, with the kids. I work there alone every day.
Aged about 39, in our house. We go away on Boxing Day. The Christmas tree is still up, with presents for unvisited relatives under it. The burglars take their time. They open all the presents. They take the books off the shelves and empty the drawers and upturn everything. They think we have cash, or gold, or something of value. Suckers. My mother in law tidies the entire place before we get back. The children still don’t know we were burgled.
Last week, in our house again. We go away for four days. The burglars kick in the patio door. After that, they are civilisation itself. They use the combination code on my daughter’s ‘safe’ style moneybox to open it and steal her pocket money, rather than smashing it. They take drawers out neatly for searching, tip nothing onto the floor, go through my jewellery with care. They steal my husband’s 15-year-old camera that still uses film, but leave his iPad. They steal the 3-year-old £200 laptop, but ignore the brand new Macbook. I remain baffled.
They steal my work laptop. I have not backed up.
This is the point where my history of a few mostly just annoying burglaries becomes a goddamn disaster, and my misfortune becomes, let’s be honest, my fault. Here are some things I have lost for good:
• My photos for the last three years, downloaded en masse when I changed phones.
• My accounts. Invoices, payments received, expenses, all neatly laid out for the accountant. I’m self employed.
• My Scrivener documents. I had converted the two working docs to Word and emailed them to my Kindle, thank God, but all of my research, maps, references, weblinks, images and quotes: gone.
• My Aeon Timeline document for my Regency trilogy, Society of Gentlemen. In this series, book 1 runs from August to November 1819. Book 2 runs from August 1819 to March 1820. Book 3 is February 1820 onward. A number of the key events overlap books, and all of them are based around multiple real historical events. The timeline document looked like something you’d do a thesis on, it was my ready reckoner to ensure that the books slotted perfectly together, and it’s gone. I am only on the first draft of book 2.
So what I’m saying is, stop reading this post and go back up your work. Don’t just back up your MSS, if you’re a writer, but also your research and supporting docs. Make it an automatic service, not a thing you have to remember to do. And back it up to the cloud as well as a physical location, because hardware crashes, houses burn, and when the bastards take your laptop they’ll take the inserted USB stick or external hard drive too.
I have written many ‘useful advice for writers’ posts. This will be the most useful one of them all if it saves one single person from feeling like I do when I realised what I’d lost.
KJ Charles has a nasty limp from kicking herself. She is a freelance editor, award-winning author, and useless non-backing-up idiot. Her new book is The Secret Casebook of Simon Feximal, coming from Samhain on 16 June.
Title: the Secret Casebook of Simon Feximal
Author: KJ Charles
Publication Date: 06/16/2015
Cover Artist: Kanaxa
A story too secret, too terrifying—and too shockingly intimate—for Victorian eyes.
A note to the Editor
I have been Simon Feximal’s companion, assistant and chronicler for twenty years now, and during that time my Casebooks of Feximal the Ghost-Hunter have spread the reputation of this most accomplished of ghost-hunters far and wide.
You have asked me often for the tale of our first meeting, and how my association with Feximal came about. I have always declined, because it is a story too private to be truthfully recounted, and a memory too precious to be falsified. But none knows better than I that stories must be told.
So here is it, Henry, a full and accurate account of how I met Simon Feximal, which I shall leave with my solicitor to pass to you after my death.
I dare say it may not be quite what you expect.
About KJ Charles
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