Each Friday, here at Prism Book Alliance® we will be tackling a very important topic… of sorts. Five Thing Friday… The topic will change each week, so be sure to check back. We encourage you to comment with your own Five Things!
Topic: Least Favorite Words in a Story
We asked each of our reviewers to tell us about what five words (or expressions) do you hate to read?
Babe – (I suspect it’s an English thing)
Lucked out – (we say ‘in luck’) it really bugs me, sorry.
Essence – it’s Cum or Jizz or even semen not Essence
Plus, Any references to how lovely his cum tasted – it doesn’t – it all tastes like salty bleach, whatever you eat!
I find cringe-worthy:
– “fluttering hole”. Always reminds me of farting.
– “leaking cock”. Umm, adult diapers, anyone?
– exclamation marks in the narrative
– People constantly “snorting”, “huffing” or “barking” a laugh.
– repetitive expressions or phrases
fluttering hole or channel
cunt (or any version of the c-word)
“gonna” to declare an impending climax
weeping dick (sorry it just sounds like VD)
fluttering or burning holes
squealing during sex, we are not pigs
asses gnawing on boners
any terminology that likens secretions to anything that can be misinterpreted for diseases or something painful (weeping for instance)
innards, dear gods no more innards
He released the breath he didn’t know he was holding.
Cock referred to as a worm.
The asshole referred to as:
Green eyes (no one really has green eyes, surely not emerald green)
Very short post-climactic recoveries (just not true, even at 20)
So what are your Five Things???
I have a number of paperbacks, most of which are signed, to giveaway. Over the between now (11 Mar 2017) and 31 Mar 2017, every comment on the blog (this post and all other new posts), will be entered to win 1 of these paperbacks. There are also some misc swag items, so there will be a few packs of these to give away as well.
Thank you so much for your support over the last 4 years. Prism will be closing its doors on 1 April 2017. All content will remain available, but no new content will appear after 31 Mar 2017. As such all request forms have been turned off. Again Thank you,
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