Confessions of a Colby Keller addict:
It all started with that gif. That gif changed my life. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It started gradually. I was intrigued. I wanted to know who they were and ask my good GR friend, SheReadsALot, who told me it was “Dolby!” (Dale and Colby) from A Thing of Beauty. A thing of beauty indeed.
These two have chemistry out the wazoo. I’ve researched them in the name of science extensively and was a bit chagrined to discover they’ve never been a couple.
As much as I love Colby’s acting skillz, it went to the next level when I started reading about him. Did you know he’s kind of a dork? And owns his dorkitude. He’s an introvert AND a sexpert. He drinks kombucha. He’s an artist. He’s quirky and intelligent. His favorite meal is pot roast. I make a mean pot roast. Just sayin’. He bites his fingernails. He’s a Texan. He’s not all that sexual in his real life and he’s even discussed chemical castration. I should start a petition against this for science and humanity. It seems he has no intention of quitting porn which seems to rule out the ludicrous castration idea.
I’d still watch old Colby even if he bears out. I do hope it doesn’t reach Ron Jeremy bearness, though. Still, long haired and bearded Colby is… audibly exhales a fine sight indeed.
He’s widely known as the gentleman of porn. He gives his all to ensure his partner enjoys himself. He’s been called “the quintessential professional” by Dale Cooper, and it seems his co-stars generally REALLY enjoy themselves. Some of the new Cocky Boys seem to even be crushin’ on the Colbs. Can’t say as I blame them. The man has skin like milk.
And he fucks like a God.
Top or bottom he gives it his all. Even when he thinks there are some weird shenanigans afoot. He’s always tactile and is empathetic towards his partner(s). I’ve actually noticed in my recent scientific research that he seems to be coaching the new kids on the block which makes me love him all the more. So, Colby, if you’re reading this. I’m not your type, but I’ll make you pot roast and drink kombucha with you any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
p.s. He’s on a nationwide tour. In a van. Filming his “adventures”.
There had better be some links forthcoming. That’s all I’m saying. And van’s scare the fuck outta me, but I will Cowgirl up and sacrifice for Colby.
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